“Thinking to myself that this could happen to the best of us, l decide to pull it out.”

“So l had a ‘thing’ with this guy. Labels were an issue with him but whatever—l enjoyed the getting laid part tremendously so l wasn’t bothered. He would always give me these sensual massages before we did the deed. He was into energy work and probably tried to balance my chakra points but Lord—they were phenomenal. One day l decided to return the favor like a Good Samaritan. With organic coconut oil l work my way down his back to the booty (the best part) and lo and behold, l see a small piece of toilet paper in between this man’s butt cheeks. Thinking to myself that this could happen to the best of us, l decide to pull it out. l began to panic a little because yo... This toilet paper just kept coming!! This mofo had well over 30cm up in there. Shame, l didn’t want to make him feel even more embarrassed than he already was. The only thought on my mind as we were getting it on afterward was how in the hell did he not feel so much toilet paper all up in there?”