“So I just had to stop, and now she’s asking me why did I stop.”

“I had gone through a dry spell so it had been six months to a year without getting any. I finally have a girl come back to my place and shit gets going. I’m on top, and all of a sudden I feel myself running out of breath. And of course I’m like no fucking way, this cannot be happening! So I just had to stop, and now she’s asking me why did I stop. Young me back then was eager to please and would have rather made anything up instead of just being like yo, I need to catch my breath. So I decide to tell her it’s because my socks keep sliding on the floor and I can’t get my grip. Then I took my sweet time taking each sock off. Enough time to get my breath back.”